- Like gummy bears
- Like gunmen and octopuses
- like gunpowder
- Like gunpowder and the seismometer, by origin
- Like gunrunning
- Like guns
- Like guns and dump trucks, over and over
- Like guns that shoot every time?
- Like gushing actors
- Like gut courses
- Like gut reactions
- Like Gutenberg's type
- Like Guy Fieri's hair
- Like guyliner, stylistically
- Like guys
- Like guys who finish last, per Durocher
- Like guys who finish last, they say
- Like guys who finish last?
- Like Gwyneth Paltrow's character in "Shallow Hal"
- Like gym clothes
- Like gym clothes after a workout
- Like gym rats
- Like gym socks
- Like gym sports
- Like gymgoers
- Like gymnasts
- Like gymnasts or mountain goats
- Like gymnasts' bodies
- Like gymnasts' skills
- Like H-U-M-O-U-R
- Like H. P. Lovecraft stories
- Like H. P. Lovecraft's writing
- Like H.O.R.S.E. play, usually
- Like H.P. Lovecraft stories
- Like H.P. Lovecraft's stories
- Like habaneros
- Like habits that die hard
- Like Hagar
- Like Hail Mary passes
- Like hair after rain
- Like hair at salons
- Like hair in a pixie cut
- Like hair mousse
- Like hair needing more rinsing
- Like hair on a bad hair day, say
- Like hair on the top of a bald person's head
- like hair that s neither straight nor curly
- like hair thats neither straight nor curly
- Like hair, usually, after combing
- Like half a barber pole
- Like half a deck
- Like half a deck of cards
- Like half a family's relations
- Like half a season's games
- Like half a towel set
- Like half an MLB team's games
- Like half of a pair of dentures
- Like half of all congressional elections
- Like half of all integers
- Like half of all major league baseball games
- Like half of Istanbul
- Like half of Poland's flag
- Like half of the cubs' games
- Like half of U.S. senators
- Like half the integers
- Like half the theme answers?
- Like half-melted snow
- Like hall-of-fame inductees, typically
- Like hallowed traditions
- Like Halloween candy in December
- Like Halloween pumpkins
- Like Halloween sound effects
- Like Halloween sounds
- Like hallucinogenic drugs
- Like ham in some omelets
- Like Hamelin's piper
- Like Hamlet, self-descriptively
- Like Hammer pants, now
- Like Hammett's falcon
- Like hammy acting
- Like hams
- like hand
- Like hand motions during a shell game
- Like hand-drawn circles, often
- Like hand-me-downs
- Like Handel's music
- Like Handel's Suite No. 5
- Like hands after eating potato chips
- Like hands co-opted by the Devil?
- Like hands the devil uses
- Like hands without mittens, maybe
- Like handsaw blades
- Like handymen's jobs, often
- Like hanging up on someone
- Like Hanks' character in "Cast Away"
- Like hanky-panky
- Like Hannah Montana
- Like Hannah's heart, in song
- Like Hannibal Lecter
- Like Hannibal Lecter and Voldemort
- Like Hannibal Lecter, e.g.
- Like Hans Christian Andersen's duckling
- Like Hans' duckling
- Like Hansel and Gretel in the forest
- Like happy diners
- Like hard bread
- Like hard cheese
- Like hard-to-believe tales
- Like hard-to-comb hair
- Like hardcore fans
- Like hardcover books
- Like hardcovers
- Like hardened mud on boots
- like hare
- Like harp seals
- Like Harpo
- Like Harry Potter and Bruce Wayne
- Like Harry Potter's world
- Like Harvard's halls
- Like Harvard's pudding
- Like Harvard's walls
- Like harvested hay
- Like Harvey
- Like Harvey Fierstein's voice
- Like hash in diners
- Like hash meat
- Like hashish or shoe wax
- Like hat hair
- Like haunted house visitors, ostensibly
- Like haunted houses
- Like haunted houses, compared to ordinary houses
- Like haute couture
- Like Havarti cheese
- Like Havarti or Muenster
- Like have-nots
- Like Hawaiian pigs
- Like Hawaiian shirts
- Like Hawaiian Shirts and skins
- Like hawks and auks
- Like hawks and doves
- Like hawks or auks
- Like Hawthorne's "Tales"
- Like hay, perhaps
- Like Haydn's "Clock" Symphony
- Like Haydn's "Surprise" Symphony
- Like Haydn's "The Fire" Symphony
- Like Haydn's symphonies No. 12 and No. 29
- Like Haydn's Symphony No. 12
- Like Haydn's Symphony No. 12 or 29
- Like Haydn's Symphony No. 46
- Like hayseeds' hangouts
- Like hazardous winter roads
- Like HBO's "Last Week Tonight With John Oliver"
- Like he-man push-ups
- Like he-men
- Like headline typefaces
- Like headlines
- Like headphones
- like health food
- Like health-food store produce
- Like healthy beef
- Like healthy cheeks
- Like healthy soil
- Like hearts and diamonds
- Like heaven
- Like heaven's entrance
- Like heaven's gates
- Like heaven's vault, in a Shelley poem
- Like heavy fog
- Like heavy surf
- Like Hebrew and Aramaic
- like heck Ran
- like heck Run
- Like hedgehogs
- Like heedless ears
- Like Heidi
- Like Heidi Klum
- Like heists and operas
- Like Hel and Odin
- Like Helen Keller
- Like Helium
- Like helium
- Like helium or neon
- Like helium, chemically
- Like Hell He went to , so to speak
- Like hell?
- Like Hello Kitty
- Like Hemingway's generation
- Like Hemingway's prose
- Like hemlock
- like hen
- Like hen's teeth
- Like Hendrix's lady
- Like Henry Hudson, ultimately
- Like Henry VIII
- Like Henry VIII family
- Like Henry VIII's Catherine
- Like hens' teeth, idiomatically
- Like hens' teeth, so to speak
- Like herb gardens
- Like Hercule Poirot
- Like Hercules
- Like here-today-gone-tomorrow businesses
- Like hereditary factors
- Like Hermes
- Like Hermes' sandals
- Like Hermes' shoes
- Like heroes deserving more recognition
- Like heroes who deserve more credit
- Like heroes, often
- Like herons and flamingos
- Like Herriman's Kat
- like herring
- Like Hershey's Kisses
- Like Hester Prynne
- Like Hester's 'A'
- Like hi-tech fingerprinting
- Like hieroglyphics
- Like high hay, e.g.
- Like High Mass
- Like high prices
- Like high school and college students of the '80s-'90s, e.g.
- Like high schoolers' jobs
- Like high-level treason
- Like high-quality olive oil
- Like high-school years
- Like high-strung horses
- Like higher-priced beef
- Like higher-ups in the Mafia
- Like highlighted hair
- Like highlighter colors
- Like highway traffic markers
- Like highways
- Like highways and Olympic pools
- Like hilly beaches
- Like him but not her
- Like Hindi or Urdu
- Like hip ads
- Like hip Brits in the '60s
- Like hipbones
- Like hippies, by nature
- Like hiss or boom
- Like history
- Like history passed along by storytellers
- Like hit shows
- Like hit shows, often
- Like Hitchcock movies
- Like Hitchcock tales
- Like Hitler
- Like Hitler's "diaries"