- Like a nonexistent chance
- Like a nonfunctioning vending machine, or what the circled letters are, in two ways
- Like a nonreactive element
- Like a nonstop flight
- Like a North Pole drudge
- Like a northeast-to-southwest line
- Like a nostalgic fashion
- Like a Nosy Parker
- Like a not-so-fine whine
- Like a notched leaf
- Like a noted "son"
- Like a noted office
- Like a noted piper
- Like a noted ranger
- Like a nothing bagel?
- Like a noticeable pause
- Like a novocaine recipient
- Like a nudnik
- Like a nuisance
- Like a number commonly seen having a coffee
- Like a nursery rhyme cupboard
- Like a nursery-rhyme Jack
- Like a nursing infant
- Like a once-in-a-blue-moon event
- Like a one-armed bandit
- Like a one-day forecast
- Like a one-intermission play
- Like a one-lane bridge
- Like a one-run game
- Like a one-star sudoku
- Like a one-word email
- Like a pachyderm's skin
- Like a packing list
- Like a pact with the Devil
- Like a paddling surfer
- Like a pageant winner
- Like a painter
- Like a Painter Belgian James
- Like a painter's smock
- Like a pair of estranged grain farmers?
- Like a pair of oxen
- like a palace, magnificent
- Like a pale face
- Like a pallid face
- Like a palooka
- Like a pancake
- Like a Pancake Fancy
- like a panther
- like a panther, esp in colour; as, the pantherine snake of Brazil
- like a pantomime
- Like a paper clip
- like a parablast
- Like a parabola
- Like a paradise
- Like a paramecium
- Like a parent who can't bear you?
- Like a parental lecture
- Like a parfait
- Like a pariah
- like a park
- Like a parka
- Like a parquet floor
- like a parrot; chattering
- like a parson
- Like a part of Russia
- Like a partially fried egg
- Like a particularly dark sky after sunset
- Like a partisan crowd
- Like a partner who constantly texts you
- Like a party animal
- Like a party pooper
- Like a party whose start time is a suggestion, maybe
- Like a pastoral poem
- Like a pastry chef's cake
- Like a pasture
- Like a patchwork quilt
- Like a patchwork quilt (with "together")
- Like a path that's cobbled together?
- Like a patient person's attitude
- Like a patio party
- Like a pause that gets one's attention
- Like a pea-soup fog
- like a peacenik
- like a peacock
- Like a Peacock Act like a
- like a peacock Strut
- Like a peacock?
- Like a pearl
- Like a pearl-clutcher
- Like a pedestrian
- Like a pelvic artery
- Like a pelvic wall
- Like a pencil point
- Like a pendulum's motion
- Like a pendulum's movement
- Like a pendulum's path
- Like a penny-pincher
- Like a penthouse
- like a perch
- Like a perfect game
- Like a perfect Game 32-card
- Like a perfect game in baseball
- Like a perfect game, of a sort
- Like a perfect launch
- Like a perfect nine innings
- Like a perfect place
- Like a perfect Plan
- Like a perfect shot
- Like a perfect world
- Like a perfectly pitched game
- Like a perfectly pitched inning
- like a perimorph
- Like a persistent headache
- Like a person in an "after" photo, often
- Like a person of few words
- Like a person who might be called "chrome dome"
- like a pet budgie
- Like a pet dog from a pound
- Like a pet that won't leave your lap
- like a pet-name
- like a petal
- Like a petty officer: Abbr.
- Like a Pfc.
- like a phanerogam, a seed-plant or spermatophyte
- like a phantasm
- like a phantom
- like a phenom's rise to stardom
- Like a philanthropist's heart
- Like a phobic longshoreman?
- like a phoenix
- Like a phoenix from the ashes
- Like a phoenix out of the ashes
- Like a phone at 0%
- Like a phone down to 1%
- Like a phone that won't turn on
- like a phonogram
- like a phonogram, a character representing a sound
- Like a photo of a photo
- Like a photo of you in bell-bottoms
- Like a piano
- Like a piccolo's range
- Like a pickpocket's fingers
- Like a picky eater
- Like a picnic
- Like a picnic area under a tree
- Like a pie Crust Dessert with a
- Like a piece of cake
- Like a pig
- like a pig Dig
- Like a pig in a pen
- like a pig, esp in appetite or manners
- Like a pig; beastly
- Like a pig's tail
- Like a pigsty
- Like a pike
- Like a pin?
- like a pincer
- Like a pine fragrance
- Like a pine-scented air freshener
- Like a pink steak
- Like a pinto
- Like a pinup
- Like a pinup queen
- Like a Piper of folklore
- Like a pirate on the briny
- Like a pitch between the ankles and knees
- Like a pitch called for a strike
- Like a pitch that's taken, ironically
- Like a pitch-black room
- Like a pitcher's dream game
- Like a pitcher's perfect game
- Like a pitchfork
- Like a pitchfork or trident
- Like a pittance
- Like a pixie
- Like a plane, for short
- like a planet
- Like a planet's path
- Like a planetarium projection
- Like a planetary orbit
- Like a planetary Path
- like a planetoid
- Like a play on words
- Like a Playboy centerfold
- Like a Playboy Playmate
- Like a playful kitten
- Like a playfully naughty grin
- Like a Playmate
- Like a Playmate of the Month
- Like a pleasant aroma
- Like a pleasant spring day
- Like a plug, but not a socket
- Like a plum job, perhaps
- Like a plum pudding
- Like a plum tomato
- Like a plutocrat
- Like a pocketful of krypton
- Like a Poe tale
- Like a Poindexter
- Like a point that's 59-Across
- Like a poison ivy rash
- Like a poker bet met
- Like a poker player who's either very confident or really bluffing
- Like a polar drudge
- Like a pole vaulter's pole in action
- Like a pole-vaulter's pole mid-vault
- Like a policy allowing unfettered air traffic
- Like a Polish joke, for short
- Like a polished floor
- Like a political "college"
- Like a Pollyanna's outlook
- Like a polo shirt
- Like a poltergeist
- like a polyglot
- Like a pomegranate
- Like a pond's surface on a windy day
- Like a pooch's smooch
- Like a pool table
- Like a pool table, ideally
- Like a poor argument
- Like a poor attendance
- Like a poor Excuse
- Like a poor loser
- Like a poor sales day
- Like a poor tennis player, frequently
- Like a poorly hung picture
- Like a pop fly
- Like a popular Beethoven minuet
- Like a popular crusader
- Like a popular Internet video
- Like a popular YouTube video
- like a porcupine
- like a porter
- Like a porter at a pub, say
- Like a porterhouse
- Like a portrait that seems to be watching you
- Like a posh hotel
- Like a positive attitude
- Like a positive outlook
- Like a post-eruption landscape
- Like a post-fender-bender fender
- Like a Post-It
- Like a post-shower mirror
- Like a post-volcanic landscape
- Like a post-workout CrossFitter
- Like a post-workout gym rat
- Like a postscript
- Like a potato
- Like a Potato chip accompanier
- Like a pothook